4 Ways You’re Getting Teenagers Totally Wrong

April 15, 2018

The recent school shooting in Parkland, Florida is already unique in one regard: For weeks afterward, it actually kept the gun debate going. This is entirely due to the 4 Myth: Teenagers Are Lazy You’ve probably heard jokes about Millennials and their participation trophies, how the dummies don’t understand hard work because someone gave them a plastic award for just showing up to Little League once a week when they…


5 Stupid Things We Need To Stop Clicking On

April 9, 2018

We are living through the final gasps of the Information Age. Experts estimate that 62 percent of all information we now receive is deliberately false, and that includes the percentage and experts I made up at the start of this sentence. The sad truth is, most of you will never have the critical thinking or research skills to know what’s real, and that will only make you more sure about…


Why We Can’t Stop Hating The Poor

April 7, 2018

A T-shirt that says “I HATE POOR PEOPLE” is considered unsuitable attire for most occasions. That’s because it’s a sentiment most non-shitheads won’t express out loud. What we will do instead is make snide comments about the girl with fucked-up teeth, or bad hygiene, or poor grammar, or “trashy” clothes. And we’ll positively seethe when we see somebody on the internet doing a GoFundMe to pay off medical bills, only…